The Amazing Adventures of Brutus of Taldor - Chapter 1380 - Cont

Chapter 1380 – Cont.

Oh, great and drunken lord. I have found the most despicable of all beings.
A most foul and horrible concept that I fear simply commiting it to paper may offend you.
A person so vile and dark, that children would would fear that he hides under their beds!

I met, oh drunken one… an evil bartender!

Oh, how you would be ashamed of this most sinister of beverage providers, my tipsy lord.
This man did indeed place his own safety above not only me and my companions, but that of a beautiful lady!

and now I must apologise to you, oh wooer of barmaids. For when i did come face to face with this man, I did strike him! resoundly upon the face!

And thus I fear I have offended you by striking one of your sacred bartenders. I will recite one of your most sacred prayers one hundred times as pennance for my actions

Ode to the great and bountiful drink of the Lord Cayden Cailean – seafarers version

To Be Continued…

The Amazing Adventures of Brutus of Taldor - Chapter 1380 - Cont

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